sure they're real, but they're worth reading.
The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around
#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out
after you wear them awhile."
#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that
is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write
anything I want on the ticket?"
#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will
help. Oh did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do that again
or I'll give you another ticket."
#8 "The answer to this last question will deter mine whether you are drunk or
not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride
on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"
#3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're
allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours.
At least you know someone who can post your bail."
And.................... (drum roll......) THE NUMBER ONE COMMENT......
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ... You're right, we don't.
.... Sign here.